We had our B.F.T. (Big Fat Test) in Physics today…

We had our B.F.T. (Big Fat Test) in Physics today… Yesterday my friend and I decided that we’d sacrifice something for our BFT because the last test was a bit hard. Later, we decided that a less messy way would be to do a lil physics dance and pray to the physics gods at night. I posted my status as “sayin’ a lil prayer to the physics gods” and this was the response…

Friend 1 (prayer sesh friend): we are gonna do our physics-rain dance tonight. ill choreograph it. first you will stand still on top of a chair(an object at rest tending to stay at rest) then i will give u a nice push(acted upon by an outside force) then you will fall off(changing your potential energy to kinetic energy) but you will be slowed down by air resistance so i dont think it will hurt that much. if i have time ill make a big spring at the bottom and we will calculate the distance “x” you compress it in a spectacular grande finale. i think the gods will be pleased.

Friend 2: I refuse to partake in this dance unless there are cookies involved.

Friend 1: well if you want cookies ur gonna have to figure out how to work it in. i mean maybe if we get those kinds with holes in the middle and tie them to strings and then swing them around in conical pendulums…

Friend 3: STOP I DECOMPOSE YOU INTO VECTORS

Friend 4: i think we should sacrafice a freebody diagram

Friend 2: STOP!! I DECOMPOSE YOU INTO X AND Y COMPONENTS.

Friend 1: @ friend 2 & 3: ur right we can definitely work in some vogue-ing type moves with that
@ friend 4: that also has merit and does not go against mr. dunbar’s no animal sacrifice rule. but how shall we do it?

Friends like these who help brainstorm ways to please the physics gods at HMGGMH!

–MTee (12)